I leave for my vacation day after tomorrow. I am down to these items on my list:
Wed. night: clean litterbox, mow lawn, trash out, flash drive in purse, paint toenails
Thurs. morn: make bed, double lock back door, luggage to car, hug cat
But at the top of that page is a great big note that says FINISH HAM.
See, I bought some ham last week without thinking, a quite good chunk of sliced ham that's excellent on sandwiches. But there's way too much of it for any rational person to use in just a week. If I don't eat it, there's a good chance it'll get all gross in the fridge while I'm away, so I've been eating ham for almost every meal. Good thing ham goes with everything, even acting.