I read that Harlequin Intrigue today. It wasn't as bad as I expected, although it wasn't very good. Very clunky writing, lots of laughable dialogue and unintentionally hilarious lines. The plot was a surprisingly decent mystery; there was only one sex scene and it was really, really tame (much to my surprise).
Can I write one of these? Oh hell yeah. On my head.
So that's my next project. I need to pick out a pseudonym, which is the funnest part.