This is an Animal Crossing account now.
I'm working on getting my island a five-star rating, which means decorating all over the place. Here are some of the areas I've been developing:
My own basement, which I have turned into a hip little coffee house called The Wasp Head. Karaoke on Fridays, poetry slams every other Monday. Curlos and that other ugly sheep whose name I can't remember aren't invited.
The small open-air Turtle Cafe. Croissants and coffee available all day, wine in the evenings. No sheep allowed.
The Turtle Cafe is named after the nearby snapping turtle habitat. Come on in and pet the friendly tortles!
And finally (for now), my secret campsite. No one but me is allowed in. Here I can get away from the stupid villagers I'm trying to make leave.